kyleehenke:

I have compiled an exhaustive list of the things you guys have confessed to dropping in the toilet

-phones

-books

-DS

-PSP

-socks

-belts

-floss

-mp3 players

-tweezers

-toothpaste

-furbies

-tamagotchis

-a cat

-toothbrushes

-watermelons

-toothpicks

-the whole roll of toilet paper

-fish

-a “thing of yarn”

-children

-a single slice of gouda cheese

(via thejovenshire)

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]
americanhighwayflower:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#what the government doesn’t WANT you to see
a-heart-made-of-glass:

kimchicuddles:

thanks, Grandma

Grandma is way ahead of your Monty python era foolishness

a-heart-made-of-glass:

kimchicuddles:

thanks, Grandma

Grandma is way ahead of your Monty python era foolishness

(via punwitch)

hantisedeloubli:

ambrosiajones:

darshanapathak:

I’ve always wanted to try a strappy monokini, but when I saw the gorgeous Nicki Minaj & Bei Badgirl sporting some cute strappy looks, I knew I had to have one! This one is courtesy of Oasap, you can find it here. Cute right?

darshanapathak
your body is just, seriously, so WOW. like, damn. i can’t even… baby. PERFECTION.

Too finneeee!!!

(via pfdiva)

wizardgrum:

straight people feeling left out over queer representation is my favorite form of comedy

(via pfdiva)

catsandwich:

catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?

i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was 

(via pfdiva)

strugglingtobeheard:

likehercoffee:

yasminyonis:

likehercoffee:

likehercoffee:

dynastylnoire:

desperate-fallen-angel:

internetgf:

so seductive

THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllllllll 

forever reblog

Yooooo lol

Dis me whenever yasminyonis introduce me to one of her cute homegirls
Bahahaha this is exactly you likehercoffee. You don’t even know how to NOT flirt with my homegirls.

Don’t judge me!

*smh at above* lol. This owl knows what’s up!

(Source: xylemphone)

genderpunk-dragon:

bandersnatchery:

"Vancouver School Board Introduces Gender-Neutral Pronouns"

"Students and teachers in Vancouver can now use the gender-neutral pronouns "xe," "xem," and "xyr." The move is designed to accommodate students for whom "he" and "she" does not fit or is deemed inappropriate…
"The newly coined pronouns — xe, xem, and xyr — are pronounced to rhyme with the genderless plurals "they," "them," and "their," and all starting with the "z" sound. So phonetically speaking, they’re pronounced "zey, "zem", and "zare.""

(Source: io9)
Click here to read the full article.

the article doesn’t do the issue justice.
the issue regarded policy change, where the vancouver school board’s (VSB) LGBTQ+ advisory committee re-wrote existing policy to protect staff and students falling on the queer and trans spectrums. 
the policy revision includes
-they/them/their and non-traditional pronouns being recognized by the school system
-required used of preferred names and pronouns by all staff and students
-preferred names/pronouns on all school records
-gender-accesible washrooms and change rooms available to those who require them
-disciplinary action taken against those who act in a discriminatory or hateful manner towards students, staff, and families falling on the queer and trans spectrums
—————-
the consultation was the longest ever done by the VSB, with over 120 speakers spread across 3 meetings. 
the process also resulting in two school board trustees being ejected form their party’s caucus, due their discriminatory actions and arguments. 
these are links to stories by vancouver media about the issue
CBC
metro news
global BC
huffington post

genderpunk-dragon:

bandersnatchery:

"Vancouver School Board Introduces Gender-Neutral Pronouns"

"Students and teachers in Vancouver can now use the gender-neutral pronouns "xe," "xem," and "xyr." The move is designed to accommodate students for whom "he" and "she" does not fit or is deemed inappropriate…

"The newly coined pronouns — xe, xem, and xyr — are pronounced to rhyme with the genderless plurals "they," "them," and "their," and all starting with the "z" sound. So phonetically speaking, they’re pronounced "zey, "zem", and "zare.""

(Source: io9)

Click here to read the full article.

the article doesn’t do the issue justice.

the issue regarded policy change, where the vancouver school board’s (VSB) LGBTQ+ advisory committee re-wrote existing policy to protect staff and students falling on the queer and trans spectrums. 

the policy revision includes

-they/them/their and non-traditional pronouns being recognized by the school system

-required used of preferred names and pronouns by all staff and students

-preferred names/pronouns on all school records

-gender-accesible washrooms and change rooms available to those who require them

-disciplinary action taken against those who act in a discriminatory or hateful manner towards students, staff, and families falling on the queer and trans spectrums

—————-

the consultation was the longest ever done by the VSB, with over 120 speakers spread across 3 meetings. 

the process also resulting in two school board trustees being ejected form their party’s caucus, due their discriminatory actions and arguments. 

these are links to stories by vancouver media about the issue

CBC

metro news

global BC

huffington post

(via commiekinkshamer)

the-prankster:

glee4ever:

melodies-of-shibuya:

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

and don’t forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

(via pfdiva)

"Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness."

— Isaiah Henkel (via niggaimdeadass)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via blaq-gawd)

undie-fan-99:

fraternityrow:

ΔΤΧ

All you really can do is just watch

undie-fan-99:

fraternityrow:

ΔΤΧ

All you really can do is just watch

(Source: mercuryjones, via love-is-love-yo)

"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will."

— Karim Seddiki   (via alliesdream)

(Source: blog.jovellyism.com, via blue-author)

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

(via pfdiva)

lilbijou:

moon—cunt:

prowlish:

superwolfboneswholockgiraffe:

spacemuffinz:

hawaiiansquirrel:

luanlegacy:

stanley-tsaii:

Just a set of quick photos I did for class.

you lost all your energy before you even walked out the door? you lazy bum

That’s exactly what a monday feels like

kinda what social anxiety feels like
I’M GONNA DO IT I’M GONNA DO THE THING WITH THE PEOPLE
*gets to door*
wait never mind i need to alphabetize my sock drawer

this is what chronic illness looks like. :( this is what I go through every single day. Only I’m at half empty before I even get out of bed… :\

exactly what chronic illness looks like. mental or physical. this is a great illustration, which perhaps people with more empathy than “you lazy bum” can relate to.

yeah this is important af

(via the-goddamazon)